Q. What are my chances of getting an aid?
A. None.Zero.If you were that good - you would have received one anyway.
Q. How do I fill up the DS form(s)?
A. Are you illiterate? Cant you read the instructions?
Q. Can you pick me up if I not land in the airport there?
A. Why not.Why dont you ask me to pick you up from your home?
Q. How many bags I should take? (Or BA is allowing an extra bag , can I take one on Delta too?)
A. Do I look like a travel agent/airline official to you?
Q. These are my scores - what are my chances for admit?
A. Oh those are your scores? I thought you copied and pasted the line from somewhere.
Q. I cant find this book in India.Should I must buy it there?
A. Why are you coming here again?
Q. Are the health tests mentioned mandatory?
A. There must be a reason why they took care to prepare the form and send it to you.
Q. I need a veggie , non smoker , non drinker roomie with no late night parties.
A. Just stay at home.
Q. How can I get SSN from here?
A. Let me know if you find a way.It would be so useful.
Q. Will it be a problem if my application reaches after the deadline?
A. Not at all.It just might end up in the waste paper basket.They talked about "deadline" right?
Added later - Q. Do I need to bring a years supply of essentials?
A. If you think you are coming to an uncivilized part of the
world - dont forget a tent.
P.S - If you come across another equally "dumb question" - share it please!